Other Custom Ceremonies

As the founder and reverend for the Centre for the Embrace of Beauty in the Absurd, I have a commitment to inclusiveness, flexibility, and accommodation. I want you to celebrate, commemorate, or mark the occasion in a way that you are comfortable with, and I am always eager to expand my own experiences by helping someone new with their needs. I am your Reverend-for-Hire, and I'm here to help. Here are some of the ceremonies that I can help with; 

Baby Naming Ceremony

If you wish to celebrate your baby, a Baby Naming Ceremony is a great way to present your little babe to your friends and family. We can work together to sculpt a ceremony that is both sweet and fun. A great ceremony to officially join the baby into the larger friend/family circle! 

new space, new start

Perhaps you're in a new office space, or finally bought your first house! Or you've moved into a great new apartment in a very old building- whatever the reason, new starts in new and old spaces sometimes need to start with a cleanse. We can burn incense in a purifying ceremony, open windows and place salt across the threshold; there are many different ceremonies to mark the occasion of being in a 'new space', and I can help with them! 

I can dig it

Want to sell your home with the aid of St.Joseph? I can help with the ceremony. Marking the solstice with a Canticle to The Sun? I'll lead! Did you just uncork a barrel in early November and want to celebrate the New Wine feast of San Martino? I know just the ceremony! Did you write the true name of G-d onto a scroll, then stick it into the third eye of a mud golem, bringing the vengeful creature to life? I CANNOT HELP WITH THAT. But I'm available for many other ceremonies. It never hurts to ask!